Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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