I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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