OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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