Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize