It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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