Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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