I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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