i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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