i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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