Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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