The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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