Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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