I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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