its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sober January is a disaster.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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