He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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