Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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