But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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