Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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