sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
her vagine was all disorganized.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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