Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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