I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
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I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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