So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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