They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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