i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
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Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????