i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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