Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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