We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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