yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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