Who did Billy Mays play for?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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