her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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