Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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