So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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