hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize
