this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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