Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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