yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
In America we eat man semen.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
