thus making me awesome and them whores
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Mom said you looked used
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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