Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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