why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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