Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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