Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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