i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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