ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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