wakey wakey hands off snakey
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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