found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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