Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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