is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
