you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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