All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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