i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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