The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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