Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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